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WEIRD STUFF, LAYER BY LAYER.

Absurd, silly and slightly unhinged 3D prints straight out of James's imagination — flower-crowned bone guardians, mad scientists, kraken slides you can actually walk in, and purses shaped like radioactive waste.

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// 01 — Specimen Vault

Things that crawled off the build plate

Every piece here was printed, posted and (mostly) survived. Tap a specimen for its story and the TikTok it came from.

// 02 — Signature Line

Krakenstock™

A tentacled slide printed in flexible materials — the kind of footwear that makes strangers stop and ask questions. Prototyped in PLA, perfected in TPU and PEBA.

  1. The Kraken95A TPU · Overture 3D
  2. The SolePEBA Air · Siraya Tech
  3. The ScaffoldingPLA supports · Snapmaker

Also in the closet

Goth platforms & custom slides

Bat-winged platforms, spider-web heels and personalized slides with a resident chameleon. Printed prototypes today, wearable TPU/PEBA versions on the machine.

Pink and black bat-wing platform sandal
Bat Platform
Black spider-web platform heel
Web Heel
Black slides with custom BadgerBite lettering
Custom Slides

// 03 — The Lab

Meet the machines (and the badger)

Egon the badger, a faceted blue badger figure, perched on printed NASA fabric

Mascot · Lab Director

Egon the Badger

"Egon has remanufactured himself, augmented with some additional quantities of his digital skill set. This occurs whenever his physical form more accurately reflects his digital consciousness."

The fleet

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    Snapmaker U1Multi-tool workhorse for wearables & TPU
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    Anycubic Kobra XUp to 7 colors in a single print
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    Anycubic KS1Where it all started — print #5 was a beholder reading the paper
Flexible chainmail-like printed fabric in blue and pink camo

Material experiment

"NASA fabric"

Interlinked printed chainmail that drapes like cloth. Printed flat, comes off the bed flexible — linked into sheets for bigger builds.

Materials on the shelf

PLA95A TPUPEBA AirMulti-colorSilkHand-painted

Figures, props, signage, wearables and functional parts. If it can be modeled, it can probably be printed weird.

// 04 — Hall of Glorious Failures

We post the spaghetti, too.

"Important to show the failures as well as the successes!! It's a journey…"

// 05 — The Weird Idea Forge

Pull the lever. Commission the chaos.

Not sure what you want? Spin the reels for a starting point, then tweak it. Everything here is custom — no two specimens alike.

A badger wearing a lab coat, printed in 7 colors.

Watch it get made

@badgerbite3d

Timelapses, ASMR print sounds, surgery updates from Dr. Lyshenko, and the occasional motorcycle repair. New weirdness every week.

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